This is where you can find my comedic ramblings, sarcasm, misinformed opinions, prophesy and general nonsense

Ramblings

Comedian, Modern Day Prophet, 
​Genius, Pastafarian Minister

Lumpy Thoughts

I am a Pastafarian Minister. Ordained in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I officiate weddings for friends and family.

Rev. Lumpy

The land of lumpy